Welcome to The Doghouse. Alright?

Come in, make yourself at home. It’s not safe out there. It’s not really safe in here, granted, but the kettle’s on now, so you might as well hang about, try on these cat ears. No? Want a zine instead? We got gay furry zines!

You’ve made it to the OFFICIAL Barker Dot News website, so you’re either a furfag or lost. If you’re the latter, don’t worry, we don’t bite. Well, we don’t bite hard. I mean, we don’t draw blood. At least, we don’t mean to. Well… Maybe just put on the cat ears, just to be sure.

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